"CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years."

This article from The Onion is a classic. I especially like CIA Director Porter Goss comment...

"Why did it go on for this long, and this far?" said Goss in a press conference called shortly after the report's release. "I'm as frustrated as anyone. You can't read a single thing that's been highlighted. Had I been there to advise [former CIA director] Allen Dulles, I would have suggested the traditional yellow color—or pink."

Read this article here